Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Big Boss of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to chew through, meetings with irritating check here fairies, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his business suit. Another day, another sack of ogre rupees.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Marshland Melodies > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the rustling reeds and the gentle lapping of water . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help
This is a disaster. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, rescue me!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.
- The meme game is weak without him
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Get on his good side, or else
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real soaker. We're lookin' at swampy rain all day in and day out with conditions in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a raincoat. It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.