Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Big Boss of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to chew through, meetings with irritating check here fairies, and the constant threat of pests. To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a go

Well, it all started when I was just a regular ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even some green fella can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one th

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work during minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of vacation, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. He tried to slack